How to Not Make a Fool of Yourself In Front of Your Girlfriend

There are many small things which can inadvertently cause you embarrassment in front of your girlfriend. Following things you must always AVOID....(or find yourself looking for a new gf)

Steps

1. 1
   When you go to pick her up at her house, don't overdo in admiring how beautiful she looks...definitely No drooling. It's a big turn off.
2. 2
   When you drive your date to the hotel, never drive too slow nor too fast. Refrain from making rude gestures at other drivers.
3. 3
   In the hotel, don't eat too slow or too fast.
4. 4
   When paying the bill, be cool and don't haggle with the waiter about the bill.
5. 5
   When you're going dancing, keep it simple. Don't try to be Michael Jackson and end up leaving the disco in an ambulance.
6. 6
   If you safely make it back to your place, never ever brag about your music system to your girlfriend.
7. 7
   If you go to brush your teeth. never gurgle as if a frog has stuck in your throat.