Friday, 25 April 2014

Hot Mess: Kim Kardashian

I realize that Kim Kardashian could be my featured Hot Mess every day, but I do have to spread the hate around, you know. Instead I just save her for times when her outfits are truly tragic–even for Kim K.
And this is one of those times, darlings. I spied Kim walking around in public with a trash bag as a skirt. Don’t believe me? Observe, minions:
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Where do I even begin? Let’s start at the top. I’m cringing at the sight of Kim’s lady bits thisclose to falling out. Also, even though the shirt is sheer, it’s black and long sleeve. Hello, it’s spring, and she’s in LA where it’s clearly hot… perhaps you could say she’s not showing enough skin where it’s appropriate.
Now, on to the skirt. Oh… the skirt. Totally unflattering and an awkward length, this piece need to go in the trash can where it belongs. The color is drab (again, it’s spring!), and the boots paired with it make her look short and unproportional.
Do you agree with my rant about this look, or do you think Kim is actually making it work? Tell me in a comment below.

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